fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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but actually my ability to spot who’s gonna be my favorite character in a show is almost a problem like half the time ill see a fucking commercial for a show or a fucking picture 2 months before the fucking show is coming out and ill be like yEP YOURE GONNA BE ADDED TO THE TRASH PILE I JUST KNOW IT

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

chrom-o-ween:

*British blogger voice* I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICANS DON’T HAVE TREES OR AIR OR FOOD OR NOUNS

applebeveragesaur:

oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vagueblogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being talked about, it is always okay to pop into my askbox and ask if i’m talking about you, and i’ll say “no” and i won’t be annoyed or anything no matter how often this happens.

neg-mawon:

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine