domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

valef0r:

this summers blockbuster: a dirty sweaty 4channer infiltrates tumblr as a fake sjw blog to gain trust, but as time goes by he realizes that by pretending to be nice, other people treat him decently. having accepted the ultimate meme into his life, he renounces his former ways and becomes a valued member if his society and community……. until 4chan calls him back to action, and he must make a choice that will change his life forever….:

blademode:

blademode:

Hey teddies canonically bigender just saying

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if you thought i was joking you’re wrong

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

dampho:

This is from JonTron’s Birdemic review.
It was so goddamn cute i just had to draw it out.

dampho:

This is from JonTron’s Birdemic review.

It was so goddamn cute i just had to draw it out.

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Too Gruesome To Show

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Too Gruesome To Show