person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
*knocks on your door*
Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale.
Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.
It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.
Invest in bisexuality today!
Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!
Me whenever i get money
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*
I wish none of you were sad
when your roleplay partner suddenly ramps up the angst